Re: Everybody Needs A Dream 2: Electric Boogaloo

cosmic scouser 192 · cosmic scouser 192 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:09 pm

great quotes while a bit in accurate, i went to carstobots.com there was no site. I wanted a cool autobots avatar. this movie was much better then the 1st. lol pillow pants, and never go (explicit removed) to mouth. dub i hope you see this cause it rocks.

http://talk.xboxsolution.com/showthread.php?t=13705

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:21 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:38 pm

I myself have been struggling with bipolar disorder for about a year, on meds for just about 4 months (they aren't doing shit, I've been switching around on them via doctor's orders but nothing). I nearly overdosed on temazepam last friday (not intentionally, something to do with the amnesia effect it has), and ever since I've had suicidal thoughts once again every single night.

I don't know what I would do if I ever followed through. Experiement with psychadelics, and possibly more hardcore drugs (coke, heroin, etc). Have as much sex as I could possibly handle, travel to Japan, maybe clean my apartment. Replay Final Fantasy VII one more time. Drive to southern cali and live life like I'm famous (on credit). Many of the things already said.

Then again, once my medication starts working (whenever that is) I'm sure these thoughts will pass. Its interesting to think about though.

Miralice · Miralice on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:06 pm

INTERNET MALE wrote:I myself have been struggling with bipolar disorder for about a year, on meds for just about 4 months (they aren't doing shit, I've been switching around on them via doctor's orders but nothing). I nearly overdosed on temazepam last friday (not intentionally, something to do with the amnesia effect it has), and ever since I've had suicidal thoughts once again every single night.

I don't know what I would do if I ever followed through. Experiement with psychadelics, and possibly more hardcore drugs (coke, heroin, etc). Have as much sex as I could possibly handle, travel to Japan, maybe clean my apartment. Replay Final Fantasy VII one more time. Drive to southern cali and live life like I'm famous (on credit). Many of the things already said.

Then again, once my medication starts working (whenever that is) I'm sure these thoughts will pass. Its interesting to think about though.

I asked you not to post extracts from my diary Evil or Very Mad

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:29 am

haha this one rules

My wife has a bloodsports fetish as well as a clown fetish. One time, when she had just begun her period, she rubbed her blood around my eyes and mouth, thus making me look like a bloody clown. She woke me up and we had sex. Really, really good sex. She was super in to it. I didn't realize until later that I had dried up endometrium/blood on my face in a manner that made me look like John Wayne Gacy. Very unsettling.

Miralice · Miralice on Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:59 am

INTERNET MALE wrote:haha this one rules

My wife has a bloodsports fetish as well as a clown fetish. One time, when she had just begun her period, she rubbed her blood around my eyes and mouth, thus making me look like a bloody clown. She woke me up and we had sex. Really, really good sex. She was super in to it. I didn't realize until later that I had dried up endometrium/blood on my face in a manner that made me look like John Wayne Gacy. Very unsettling.

lose points for omitting clown

at this juncture.

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:29 am

Basically what's happening is, my friend bought me Call of Duty 5 on my birthday. I was a little wary of playing it at first, the reason being that I'm a firm conscientious objector.

So, I didn't want to play it at first because I don't believe in any sort of war glorification. My grandfather, who fought in WW2 made me promise to never endorse War Glorification because he saw the hell that went on there. At one time in France when US troops were clearing out Germans from a building, one of them managed to get past machine gun fire. He had to take him down with a basic form of CQC and from there broke his neck with his bare hands. He said it was the single most traumatic event of his life and I promised to never endorse war.

I wound up playing the game, and was surprised at how fun it was. The reason I played it was because I wanted to see if it realistically depicted war the way people on message boards says it does. I wound up having so much fun with the game, I played through it in one sitting through the weekend. And honestly, this scared me.

How many kids playing this game have played it and thought immediately afterwards "I should join the Army. This is fun.". How many lives are lost because of this game? Yes, it is a great game, but I could not endorse it. I asked my friend for the gift receipt he had with it and took it back to the store.

Well, GameStop told me that because the game was opened, they can't take it back. I told them that I'm a conscientious objector, and that the game offends what are the equivalent of religious beliefs to me. I told them that if they don't accept the game in the condition it's in, then I AM going to go to their Chief of Management, write him a letter and express my experience. They had the gall to LAUGH at me and state "Good luck with that, buddy". Keep in mind, this was in front of several other customers so I believe it constitutes public humiliation if I get my legal team involved.

So, I've been scammed out of money, meanwhile I am a long time customer at this GameStop who has bought several gaming systems and video games there for years. I am going to write to their chief of management and show them what it means to be my enemy. I will not tolerate this indignification.

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:15 pm

This is a poem for baby P,
Have never cried so much I can hardly see,

You life was taken by your EVIL step Dad,
Your Mummy did nothing she was just as bad,

They punched you and kicked you until you were lame,
On gravestones written IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN,

The pain and the torture how incredibly cruel,
Bring back the prison chain gangs and feed them on gruel,

Sleep little baby you are now at rest,
Social Services boasting they are some of the best,

Your cries and suffering more than 1 broken bone,
When you finally died no plaque or gravestone,

How can they wash your blood from their hand,
WE WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT THE KIDS OF OUR LAND,

I am not doing this for any personal financial gain,
The death penalty will do for those to blame,

Every time you kiss your children good night,
Think of the poor abused kids we must hear their plight,

As Christmas approaches kids squeal with delight,
spare a thought for sad Peter the poor little might,

If I'd been your mummy i'd been the best I could be,
This poem is dedicated to the nations Baby P.

cosmic scouser 192 · cosmic scouser 192 on Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:49 am

INTERNET MALE wrote:This is a poem for baby P,
Have never cried so much I can hardly see,

You life was taken by your EVIL step Dad,
Your Mummy did nothing she was just as bad,

They punched you and kicked you until you were lame,
On gravestones written IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN,

The pain and the torture how incredibly cruel,
Bring back the prison chain gangs and feed them on gruel,

Sleep little baby you are now at rest,
Social Services boasting they are some of the best,

Your cries and suffering more than 1 broken bone,
When you finally died no plaque or gravestone,

How can they wash your blood from their hand,
WE WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT THE KIDS OF OUR LAND,

I am not doing this for any personal financial gain,
The death penalty will do for those to blame,

Every time you kiss your children good night,
Think of the poor abused kids we must hear their plight,

As Christmas approaches kids squeal with delight,
spare a thought for sad Peter the poor little might,

If I'd been your mummy i'd been the best I could be,
This poem is dedicated to the nations Baby P.

Never knew Paul Dacre had such a sense of metre

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:05 pm

Wilkesandliberty · Wilkesandliberty on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:50 pm

That's so bad it's funny.

Baby P is called Peter Sutcliffe by the way............Probably not but as the bullshite names of the killers are being bounded about the web so I'll make crap up.

Miralice · Miralice on Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:36 pm

http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/press-your-luck/

This fella had pluck...

INTERNET MALE · INTERNET MALE on Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:41 pm

I have had this longtime rival that always seemed to try and take me down a notch. He would always hit on any girl I was seeing, boast how much more money he was making, even going so far as to do petty pranks, like letting the air out of my tires on a day he knew I was going for a job interview.

Things escalated to a point that I felt I could not take it anymore. So I hatched a plan, something so devious that it would finally put an end to the myriad of annoyances that he had managed to plague me with over the years. I invited him over to my place for dinner with promises of a "cease fire", if you will. He accepted, mostly seeing it as a sign of weakness on my part, since I was the one asking.

I had prepared for this day for so long. I went out and bought some oven bake pizzas the night before. When he got there, I timed it so he saw me take the pizza out of the oven, so he could see it still bubbling. He was engaging me in some idle banter, but I was too wrapped up in what was about to happen. I had my back to him while I prepared our plates. I took my slices from the freshly baked pizza and I took his from a hidden spot.

I put it on the dish and served it to him. I sat down and watched him as he picked it up and took a bite. My eyes devouring every second of this sweet, sweet revenge.

"Hey, this.....this is cold."

His eyes stared up at me in horror as I laughed and laughed.

pinkhandbag IV · pinkhandbag IV on Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:18 am

I see he's taking the "dish best served cold" thing literally.

Ben · Ben on Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:28 am

Miralice wrote:http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/press-your-luck/

This fella had pluck...

That's nuts! A very interesting read.