Re: general thread for minor acts of arrogance

[Glurve]

I pick Kaplinksy and Bruce and it isn't for their intellect.

[Alx]

http://news.sbs.com.au/worldnewsaustralia/39knitler39_causes_controversy_552341

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This undated image provided by the Michigan attorney-general's office shows Daniel Allen Everett. The 33-year-old Clarkston, Mich. man faces two 20-year felonies after authorities say he arranged a meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl and showed up wearing a T-shirt that read: 'World's Greatest Dad.' Everett was arraigned Tuesday, July 15, 2008 in Novi, Mich. district court on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.


taking the title from former world's greatest dad holders Chris Benoit and Jake 'the snake' Roberts there

[cosmic scouser 192]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

some people need to have their children taken from them at birth

[Glurve]

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

The best name I ever did see.

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Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

The best name I ever did see.

if they can get that through than his future brothers can surely get away with Arrogance and Nonchalance. also a fan of 'Benson and Hedges' (twins)

[Glurve]

Name Of The Year on the website of the same name (or is it name of the week...anyway) throws up some gems. My favourites being Assumption Bulltron and Oral Love.

[INTERNET MALE]

good shout, 2008 nominees there include Poony Poon, Charley Willard Horse Dick and Steeve Ho You Fat

[Glurve]

Tokyo Sexwale was the best name EVER until it was revealed to be pronounced Tokyo Segwhalley

[ROONEY]

Reads like a list of potential HMHB songs

[Miralice]

Just saw this in holy moly...

""Before the existence of said 'band', Joe (real name Joe Beaumont, acting name Joe Van Moyland) showed his face at one of my house parties, and proceeded to force all the guests to listen to the new album by the Pipettes (he was in the band at that point) on repeat at full volume for over an hour whilst babbling an incessant monologue about how good it sounded and how pleased they all were.

To be perfectly honest after this debacle the party was as good as over, I pulled the plug on the stereo and scanned the room for the culprit's inflated head. I found him in a corner telling an innocent bystander that Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker had met him at a party and insisted on writing a part for him in their new series, 'Nathan Barley'. I wonder why. Apparently (and he didn't realise the irony of this whilst recounting) the character's working title was Wanker #2.

At this point Joe tried to get off with my friend who was asleep on the sofa, and I escorted him off the premises."

Dunno if it's true but it definitely deserves doffed caps all round.

[cosmic scouser 192]

Jools' Cigar smoking nonchalance in the up the junction vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3635AFfu0s

[Miralice]

Matthew mcConaughey has baby.



http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/8038

"We found a great rhythm," Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[cosmic scouser 192]

keep watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYy0H1wuMYA

[Wilkesandliberty]

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html

True Quality.