I AM HERE TO SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS

I am Liz.

I AM DRUNK.

I have an imaginary Ph.D. in being a SharpasfuckBADASS M.D. Psy.D. P.A. unlike so-called real Ph.D's in postmodernirrelevantwhathaveyounonsense.

So, trouble me for wisdom and answers.















Except there's no one here, so FUCKOFF.

what's your favourite crisp flavour?

Lovin' Liz

Ohhhhhh whoops

I was having a glass of wine at the pool and met a woman with a Ph.D. in something completely useless.

Haha, holy shit Liz.

...this makes me want to do an old school drunk thread.....*Thinks back to the good old days* ahhh the heartless abuse was a thing of evil beauty.

*Hereby christened "Old School Evil Fucking Drunk Thread"

Bring it

hahaha

Haha. I love drunk posts I think there should be a drunk thread area.

OKAY!! Lissten up -

I AM the ASHBOARD/?GASHED BORED ATTORNEY ---

---- Liz Ash FOXY. J.D. (BRYAHONEY j.D., L.L.P.) ---

I'm like the ROBIN HOOD FOX
but I STEAL FROM THE CUNTS AND GIVE TO THE BADASSES



'Xcept the cunts dobn't really ghave anything to stela. FUCKS.,

ARROWS THROUGH THE HEAD

<---(arrow, not hammer)

How shall I avoid buying people presents

Don't ask me such atrocities, you cheap son of a bitch.