Re: ASH BOARD DEAD POOL 2008/09

[tigger]

For now I'm just going to go with Pete Dohery, Amy Winehouse and me. I just have a feeling I'm going to die before the end of the year, have had for ages.

Iv decided im gonna write to Emma Watson and ask her to save all her pee in a big bucket then give it to Stu for christmas then he can stick his head in it and die a happy man. Not that i want him to die, i only met him briefly but he was so nice to me, i like Stu. But if yr gonna go... Anyway, my list. So far iv got Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Paul Gasgoigne, Victoria Beckham ( one day she will just snap in half ) Ozzy Osbourne, Kerry Katona, Margaret Thatcher, Pete Doherty, Michael Jackson.

[Punk Girl]

Ooh, Gazza is a good one actually...I'm adding him to my list!

[Sam]

Kerry Katona is a good one too, she'll be on my list now

[Wendy]

Did you guys do this last year? Would like to see the winning list if you did!

[Glurve]

Jade Goody would be in with a shot if she ever had cancer, and not one bit of me believes she does.

Me and Angela were cynically discussing the possibilities of this a few days ago. Let's face it - if she was faking, it would be a bloody good PR move. All of the ridiculous celeb rags have gone from saying "RACIST PIGGY WHORE" to "brave girl needing our support." At the end she can say "yay, full recovery" and nobody would ever be any the wiser.

Er, anyway, I might come up with a list later if I have nothing better to do.

Exactly. Annoying fat little racist woman becomes nations sympathy vote overnight because she "has cancer". The doctors have caught it just in time though which is completely shocking.

I dont think for a minute she ever had cancer and if its ever proven that she's been lying about it I hope she gets pushed down a very long staircase. And then gets cancer.

[tigger]

Ooh Liam. Your so critical and scathing. I LOVE IT! Exactly what i thinking.

[INTERNET MALE]

Did you guys do this last year? Would like to see the winning list if you did!

I think this is the first time it's been done on an ashboard.


some inspired picks coming in, keep it up everyone

[pinkhandbag IV]

Where do the rules stand on listing people and then going out and killing them?

[Steff]

has any one said obama yet?

i see assasination attempts in his future

[Numbskull]

Boris Johnson
Baracka Obama
Simon Cowell
Maggie Thatcher
Clive Burr
Gary Glitter
Robbie Williams
Keith Richards
Ronnie James Dio
Katie Price
George W. Bush
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Forsyth
Osama Bin Laden
and Stu

[budgie]

this is just like that film with Clint Eastwood and Liam Neeson!!! **
now, what was its name....?

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Pete Doherty
3. Prince Harry
4. Gordon Brown
5. Barry Scott
6. John Frusciante*
7. Axl Rose
8. Clint Eastwood*
9. Liam Neeson*
10. George Bush Sr.
11. George W. Bush
12. Michael Moore

* i hope not, though
** pinkhandbag, watch that film. you'll find out

[INTERNET MALE]

has any one said obama yet?

i see assasination attempts in his future

yeah I have both presidential nominees in my list, if Obama wins he'll be a nutter magnet, McCain is old and in terrible health so the stress of the job might do for him (leading to President Palin, fuck :( )

[chinny]

[Stu]

Iv decided im gonna write to Emma Watson and ask her to save all her pee in a big bucket then give it to Stu for christmas then he can stick his head in it and die a happy man. Not that i want him to die, i only met him briefly but he was so nice to me, i like Stu.

Cause of death, drowing in Emma Watson's urine... I can't think of any better way to go.

[Glurve]

I can think of about 1 million better ways to die than drowning in urine.