New Lynx Fragrance (wtf?)

I was waiting at my bus stop yesterday when I saw that Lynx had released yet another deoderant, entitled 'Instinct'. I had seen the advert, which is quite funny*, but then I saw on the poster, the bottle said 'with the scent of rare leathers'. WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SMELL LIKE A BLOODY SOFA!? Is it just me, because you can the same fragrance by sitting in dfs for hours or rubbing your armpits on a kudu hat (which for the record, smells like cat crap)...

Tip for Lynx: Stick to your existing fragrances, including the chocolate one, which in fact doesn't actually smell like chocolate but still has quite a nice scent...

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1MskFQn1NI

I'm gonna bring out my own fragrance, the delightful scent of Irish liqueur and cigarettes. It's a winner.

pinkhandbag IV wrote:I'm gonna bring out my own fragrance, the delightful scent of Irish liqueur and cigarettes. It's a winner.

I just had a great topic idea...

If you had your own lynx fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell of?

Kurt Cobain was dating Tobi Vail, drummer of Bikini Kill, who he was so smitten with that on the way to their first date he was sick which he later used for influence for the song Aneurysm. After they had been dating a while Tobi and Kathleen Hannah, singer of Bikini Kill, were hanging around at Kurt and Dave Grohl's house. Tobi was wearing her regular deodrant, called Teen Spirit, which had inevitably rubbed off on Kurt prompting Hannah to spraypaint on the walls "Kurt smells like teen spirit". I've often wondered what it actually smells like!



Anyway, bit of Nirvana trivia for you.

The only good thing about Lynx Instict is the tiny bullet shaped ones they do.

A boy at work always smells of lynx. I think it undermines his professionalism but then I sometimes turn up with toothpaste on my chin so I try not to judge.

I have the blue one which smells of Aniseed and it's fucking horrid.

The Orange one is fab though and Superdrug have it on offer....1.49 on Lynx Products.

I don't like lynx fragrances, they are way too in-your-face.

It's made from bits of real panther. That's how you know it's good.

Numbskull wrote:

pinkhandbag IV wrote:I'm gonna bring out my own fragrance, the delightful scent of Irish liqueur and cigarettes. It's a winner.

I just had a great topic idea...

If you had your own lynx fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell of?

Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yup its made with bits of real panther so you know its good. They've done studies you know. 60 percent of the time it works every time.

Petey Parker wrote:

Numbskull wrote:

pinkhandbag IV wrote:I'm gonna bring out my own fragrance, the delightful scent of Irish liqueur and cigarettes. It's a winner.

I just had a great topic idea...

If you had your own lynx fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell of?

Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yup its made with bits of real panther so you know its good. They've done studies you know. 60 percent of the time it works every time.

urgh its smells like the inside of a proshetic limb :S lol