Everyone Loves Haiku

[Sprucy]

First of all the rules to the common Haiku:
First line usually contains five (5) syllables
Second line seven (7) syllables
Third line contains five (5) syllables.
Haiku doesn't rhyme.
A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind.

Couple of examples:
The red blossom bends
and drips its dew to the ground
like a tear it falls


Curving up, then down
Meeting blue sky and green earth
Melding sun and rain

[Stu]

I will contribute
When I've written a haiku
Some day very soon.

[Ollie]

This New Forum Rocks
Where Has The Normal One Gone?
It's Flipping Waners.

[Sprucy]

The worlds having fun
But I am stuck revising
Bring on sixteenth of May

[Stu]

I wish you good luck
In your upcoming exams
Hope they aren't too hard

[Stu]

I have almost done
My last ever uni work
So nearly finished.

[Sprucy]

Really should revise
There is only one day left
But baseballs better

[INTERNET MALE]

hunching in the dark
i've spent years down here because
I didn't LISTEN

[Miralice]

Vaginas are meek
Geraint said: it must be true.
I sit still and knit.

[Stu]

I've finished uni
And already I'm so bored
Really, really bored

[Jimi A]

I sit here at work
Consider my life as is
And cry in despair

Maybe I need a new job,,,

[Jimi A]

I would like a drink
A long island iced tea now
To ignore the boss

[Jimi A]

Posting on a forum
Whilst banned from net surfing
Is a risky joy

[pinkhandbag IV]

Reading Steven Lukes
Three Dimensions of power
Its not all that fun

[Glurve]

Spain was too rainy
England is too fucking hot
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