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Busy Ol' Market Place.

I've got loads of cool things but I'm just not selling them, if you're lucky though I'll develop a debilitating coke habit by the time I'm 25 and have to sell my collectables to fuel my addiction and pay for my nose repairs.

Coke addiction doesn't exist. There's just those who can handle it and those who can't.

at a party last night some guy did a few lines off the table I was sat on and in all the excitement he left the room and forgot his rolled up £20m which I robbed and spent on a henry

20 million? fuck me, surprised he didn't come back and bury you under a patio

Yeh, come to think of it I think I got ripped off on that mench

Homeslice wrote:at a party last night some guy did a few lines off the table I was sat on and in all the excitement he left the room and forgot his rolled up £20m which I robbed and spent on a henry

The vacuum cleaner? You're the next Nicky Wire!

Nah we already have a hoover.

I had a Henry at my old house. I miss him although there were several occasions when I thought he was watching me.

This is why I dont name my appliances. Though I have a Percy Pig sanwhich toaster, though my mum snapped his head off so he cant watch me anymore.